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Is that a bullet hole between your eyes or are you just happy to see me?
@Otto
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Posted in Zombie
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Can I eat your brains?
@Otto
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Posted in Zombie
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Did you hear Zombies moan and say "brains"? I can get you halfway there.
@Otto
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Posted in Zombie
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I might be dead but I can still make mad passionate love.
@Otto
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Posted in Zombie
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How about we go back to my place and watch Resident Evil? Or just play Resident Evil 2? Or just plain ol' fuck like zombies?
@Otto
1 Vote
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Posted in Zombie
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Are you from the CDC because I feel like you're the answer to all of my problems.
@Otto
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Posted in Zombie
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You must be the prime rib. You're look rare and ready for me.
@Otto
1 Vote
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Posted in Zombie
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Wanna help me find some brainwash?
@Otto
1 Vote
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Do you believe in love at first bite or should I bite you again?
@bigSteve
1 Vote
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Braaaaaaaains!
@bigSteve
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Hi there, I'm doing data collection for my next research assignment, what's your phone number?
@Otto
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Posted in Science
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
@Otto
1 Vote
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Oh, your eyes are magnetic... they're drawing me in.
@Otto
1 Vote
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The blood in your veins is calling to me.
@Otto
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Are you a Gengar? 'cos it feels like you have been mesmerizing me all night.
@Otto
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Baby, my heart is full of ninjas and my pants are full of sand. Which one do you want to check out first?
@Otto
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