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You look like my next meal. If you're into that.
@Otto
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Do you bleed in the sunlight? Because if so...you're hot.
@Otto
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You must be a vampire because you can stop my heart anytime.
@Otto
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I've been looking for my Romeo, would he by any chance happen to be a Vampyrus?
@Otto
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Do you like long walks on the beach, and feeding me your neck?
@Otto
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What do vampires and I have in common? We both suck!
@Otto
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Your blood smells so good...I can't control myself!
@Otto
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The blood in your veins is calling to me.
@Otto
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You make my coffin sad, because it's cold and empty without you.
@Otto
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Do you believe in love at first bite or should I bite you again?
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Hi there, I'm doing data collection for my next research assignment, what's your phone number?
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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Oh, your eyes are magnetic... they're drawing me in.
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The blood in your veins is calling to me.
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Are you a Gengar? 'cos it feels like you have been mesmerizing me all night.
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Baby, my heart is full of ninjas and my pants are full of sand. Which one do you want to check out first?
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