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Wow baby, you're like 'State Farm' because when I need help you're there for me!
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Hello, may I insure your body for tonight? We might need to make a claim afterwards...
@Otto
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Is your dad an insurance adjuster? Because when I met you, everything was covered.
@Otto
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I don't mean to brag but I have full coverage.
@Otto
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Can you provide me with additional coverage in case things get too hot?
@Otto
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Can I get renters insurance? So we can always stay together in case of an emergency
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Is your car insured for third party liability? Because it would be a shame if something happened to it 😉
@Otto
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Hi, do you offer roadside assistance? Because I think I need some help changing my tire 😉
@Otto
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You must be my long lost insurance policy, because I've never felt this safe before.
@Otto
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Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
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Hi there, I'm doing data collection for my next research assignment, what's your phone number?
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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Oh, your eyes are magnetic... they're drawing me in.
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The blood in your veins is calling to me.
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Are you a Gengar? 'cos it feels like you have been mesmerizing me all night.
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Baby, my heart is full of ninjas and my pants are full of sand. Which one do you want to check out first?
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