12 Tesla Pick Up Lines

Tesla Pick Up Lines

Tesla pick up lines are the direct route to an EV lovers heart. Whether you wanna go fast with supercharging, or take it nice and slow at home, these Tesla pick up lines should have you sorted. Elon Musk would be proud. Good luck out here.

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You think I've got a lot in the trunk? You should see my frunk.
@Otto
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Is that a Tesla P100D or are you just happy to see me?
@Otto
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I don't know what the range on this thing is, but we better make this quick.
@Otto
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Do you support fast charging or should we take it slow?
@Otto
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Do you work at Supercharger? Cause I'd be happy to wait for you.
@Otto
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Do you work at a Tesla store. Because I want to test drive this electricity in your pants.
@Otto
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Hey girl have you been charging my battery? Cos I think it's about time we made our escape.
@Otto
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Can I take your picture so that I can prove to all of my friends that angels exist? No I mean, of your car.
@Otto
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looked pretty rough when I saw you staring at my Tesla Model S.
@Otto
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I like my women how I like my tesla. Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
@celebritywolf
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Is Tesla your favorite car? Because you're electric.
@celebritywolf
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Hey girl are you a Tesla? Because I wanna see how wild you can get on autopilot.
@celebritywolf
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Hi there, I'm doing data collection for my next research assignment, what's your phone number?
@Otto
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
@Otto
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Oh, your eyes are magnetic... they're drawing me in.
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The blood in your veins is calling to me.
@Otto
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