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Do you have Aladdin socks on? Because your feet look like they're hiding treasures.
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Did you know birds and the bees were created by Walt Disney to make you feel more at ease when talking about sex, with me.
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Will you be my Princess Jasmine?
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You must be a princess.
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"How lucky am I to have found this diamond in the rough!" (Aladdin)
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"You think I'm handsome? Well, thank you! If I had a dime... Wait - give me that back." (Toy Story)
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Are you Ariel? Because I've got something stuck in my trident.
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Hey, is your name Ariel? Cuz baby, I'm gonna need you to sink right down to me
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