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Do you believe in Santa Claus? He's picking you up in 20 minutes as he forgot to put you under my tree last year.
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Hey girl, it looks like someone has been nice this year!
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You look so fine that I could drink eggnog out of your navel.
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Your eyes are like stars… they're shining bright tonight!
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I'm not really good at wrapping presents… mind giving me some pointers?
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Christmas is coming! Wanna go halvsies on a mistletoe?
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Could I grab a photo? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Call me Rudolph, because damn girl, you sleigh!
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Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
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Ho ho ho! Oh not you love, you're different.
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Hi there, I'm doing data collection for my next research assignment, what's your phone number?
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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Oh, your eyes are magnetic... they're drawing me in.
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Baby, my heart is full of ninjas and my pants are full of sand. Which one do you want to check out first?
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